| what you said: | I like metal music |
| what they heard: | sometimes at midnight Satan my dark lord and I go to his basement and have jam sessions which then turn into orgies with Hitler and Mussolini |
| girl: | i'm having vagina surgery |
| boyfriend: | i know |
| girl: | i love you |
| boyfriend: | i love you too |
| after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there | |
| girl: | where is my boyfriend |
| dad: | who do you think gave you the vagina |
| girl: | what |
